bravenewgirl87
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ALL THIS TIME, WE HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR TERRORIST IN IRAQ WHEN THEY HAVE BEEN HERE AT LHCF ALL ALONG!
THESE WOMEN HAVE BEEN POSTING WONDERFUL ADVICE ON THE INTERNET ABOUT GROWING THEIR BLACK HAIR HEALTHY AND LONG. I TOOK THEIR ADVICE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED---> NO BROKEN ENDS!
I visited Kinikakes' advice about pre-pooing bc i knew i was doing something wrong. I followed it with the products i had at home: Queen Helene Cholesterol Conditioner, Kids Organics Sheat Butter Detangling Lotion, a drop of Jojoba Oil, Carrot Oil and Amla Oil, honey, oilve oil. Well.... this morning when i went to con-dish wash my hair b4 putting in micros braids--> there was NO BREAKAGE! Just 3 strands of hair!
HOW DARE YOU NURSE MY HAIR TO GOOD HEALTH?! B/C OF YOUR ADVICE AND INSPIRATION, I WILL BE FORCED TO STOP HANDING MY MONEY TO HAIR-ILLIRATE STYLISTS AND KOREAN COMPANIES. I MIGHT HAVE TO STOP SPENDING MY MONEY AND START PUTTING INTO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE BILLS, CDS, AND BANK ACCOUNTS! THEN THE KOREANS/WHITES CAN'T MAKE MONEY OFF OF MY DAMAGE PICKY NAPPY TRESSES, THEY WILLL GO OUT OF BUSINESS, THEN THE AMERICAN ECONOMY WILL SUFFER. THEY MAY HAVE TO START MARKETING TO...dare i say it...WHITE WOMEN! (gasps) HISPANICS!(gasps) OR THEIR OWN PEOPLE!
DON'T WORRY... I STILL HAVE TIME TO DESTROY WHAT LITTLE BIT OF DIGNITY AND WELL-BEING CONTAINED IN MY HAIR! IF WE STOP LISTENING TO THESE RUFFIANS, BLACK WOMEN WILL NEVER HAVE NICE HAIR AND ALL WILL BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
YOU VAGABONDS... MAKING MY HAIR LOOK GOOD AND FEEL GOOD! THEY NEED TO LOCK YOU IN A HAIR SALON AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!
( in all seriousness... thanks for the advice kinikakes, it did work to moisturize the hair)
THESE WOMEN HAVE BEEN POSTING WONDERFUL ADVICE ON THE INTERNET ABOUT GROWING THEIR BLACK HAIR HEALTHY AND LONG. I TOOK THEIR ADVICE AND LOOK WHAT HAPPENED---> NO BROKEN ENDS!
I visited Kinikakes' advice about pre-pooing bc i knew i was doing something wrong. I followed it with the products i had at home: Queen Helene Cholesterol Conditioner, Kids Organics Sheat Butter Detangling Lotion, a drop of Jojoba Oil, Carrot Oil and Amla Oil, honey, oilve oil. Well.... this morning when i went to con-dish wash my hair b4 putting in micros braids--> there was NO BREAKAGE! Just 3 strands of hair!
HOW DARE YOU NURSE MY HAIR TO GOOD HEALTH?! B/C OF YOUR ADVICE AND INSPIRATION, I WILL BE FORCED TO STOP HANDING MY MONEY TO HAIR-ILLIRATE STYLISTS AND KOREAN COMPANIES. I MIGHT HAVE TO STOP SPENDING MY MONEY AND START PUTTING INTO MORE IMPORTANT THINGS, LIKE BILLS, CDS, AND BANK ACCOUNTS! THEN THE KOREANS/WHITES CAN'T MAKE MONEY OFF OF MY DAMAGE PICKY NAPPY TRESSES, THEY WILLL GO OUT OF BUSINESS, THEN THE AMERICAN ECONOMY WILL SUFFER. THEY MAY HAVE TO START MARKETING TO...dare i say it...WHITE WOMEN! (gasps) HISPANICS!(gasps) OR THEIR OWN PEOPLE!
DON'T WORRY... I STILL HAVE TIME TO DESTROY WHAT LITTLE BIT OF DIGNITY AND WELL-BEING CONTAINED IN MY HAIR! IF WE STOP LISTENING TO THESE RUFFIANS, BLACK WOMEN WILL NEVER HAVE NICE HAIR AND ALL WILL BE RIGHT WITH THE WORLD.
YOU VAGABONDS... MAKING MY HAIR LOOK GOOD AND FEEL GOOD! THEY NEED TO LOCK YOU IN A HAIR SALON AND THROW AWAY THE KEY!
( in all seriousness... thanks for the advice kinikakes, it did work to moisturize the hair)
Thats reaaaallly awesome, and it makes me feel SO good that i was able to help you!!!
Sharing advice with one another.... what worked and what didnt work..... giving support and encouragement! I love it!!! When i first came here, ppl were sooo friendly and helpful to me. They responded back to my PM's and comments in their Fokti, and were always available when i needed them. And i do what i can do return the love. Paying it forward, so to speak! 
Moisturized hair w/minimal breakage is the name of the game, thats whats up!!!!! So glad i contributed to that in ANY way!!!
This is by far the strangest "thank you" thread I've ever seen 
