A funny happened at Biglots

Coffee

Coffee

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today. I went to Biglots today and saw they had the Activate poo and condish. So as I was shoveling all 7 bottles of poo and 2 bottles of condish in my basket, a clear lady said "you must really like this". She then proceeded to ask me about it, and I told her it didn't have any cones or sls or anything harmful, so she put on her glasses to read the back of the poo bottle. Yawl won't believe what she "axed" me next, she wanted to know if she could have one of the bottles of poo and condish. For a minute I forgot bout being a Pastor's wife and almost had a sinner's flashback, I was gettin ready to say "oh he_ _ no :nono:! But I caught myself and let her have one of the poos, and told her I only had 2 of the condish. Yawl would have been so proud of me:lachen:. She also wanted to know how I knew so much bout poo's and condish. I'm like okay it's a limit on what I'm going to tell you after I already gave u one of the poo's. I did tell her where there were other Biglots she could check out:yep:.
 
Coffee said:
today. I went to Biglots today and saw they had the Activate poo and condish. So as I was shoveling all 7 bottles of poo and 2 bottles of condish in my basket, a clear lady said "you must really like this". She then proceeded to ask me about it, and I told her it didn't have any cones or sls or anything harmful, so she put on her glasses to read the back of the poo bottle. Yawl won't believe what she "axed" me next, she wanted to know if she could have one of the bottles of poo and condish. For a minute I forgot bout being a Pastor's wife and almost had a sinner's flashback, I was gettin ready to say "oh he_ _ no :nono:! But I caught myself and let her have one of the poos, and told her I only had 2 of the condish. Yawl would have been so proud of me:lachen:. She also wanted to know how I knew so much bout poo's and condish. I'm like okay it's a limit on what I'm going to tell you after I already gave u one of the poo's. I did tell her where there were other Biglots she could check out:yep:.
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:lol: I was thinking "oh he!! naw" too as I was reading. Im glad you caught yourself though and gave from your heart. I am proud of you, don't know if I would've done it. And you brought that on yourself though Ms. Coffee. :lol: You just had to let her know that it was cone free and had great ingredients. She was only being curious but you practically sold her the product. :lol: I would've told her "yeah, it smells good" when she said you must really like those, then I would've hightailed it to the cash register. :lachen:
 
Coffee said:
today. I went to Biglots today and saw they had the Activate poo and condish. So as I was shoveling all 7 bottles of poo and 2 bottles of condish in my basket, a clear lady said "you must really like this". She then proceeded to ask me about it, and I told her it didn't have any cones or sls or anything harmful, so she put on her glasses to read the back of the poo bottle. Yawl won't believe what she "axed" me next, she wanted to know if she could have one of the bottles of poo and condish. For a minute I forgot bout being a Pastor's wife and almost had a sinner's flashback, I was gettin ready to say "oh he_ _ no :nono:! But I caught myself and let her have one of the poos, and told her I only had 2 of the condish. Yawl would have been so proud of me:lachen:. She also wanted to know how I knew so much bout poo's and condish. I'm like okay it's a limit on what I'm going to tell you after I already gave u one of the poo's. I did tell her where there were other Biglots she could check out:yep:.
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:lachen::lachen::lachen:How funny!!!!! You'll get your blessings with healthier hair for your good deed!
 
Coffee said:
today. I went to Biglots today and saw they had the Activate poo and condish. So as I was shoveling all 7 bottles of poo and 2 bottles of condish in my basket, a clear lady said "you must really like this". She then proceeded to ask me about it, and I told her it didn't have any cones or sls or anything harmful, so she put on her glasses to read the back of the poo bottle. Yawl won't believe what she "axed" me next, she wanted to know if she could have one of the bottles of poo and condish. For a minute I forgot bout being a Pastor's wife and almost had a sinner's flashback, I was gettin ready to say "oh he_ _ no :nono:! But I caught myself and let her have one of the poos, and told her I only had 2 of the condish. Yawl would have been so proud of me:lachen:. She also wanted to know how I knew so much bout poo's and condish. I'm like okay it's a limit on what I'm going to tell you after I already gave u one of the poo's. I did tell her where there were other Biglots she could check out:yep:.
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Wait a minute...I had to go back and re-read what your post said and I can't stop laughing...you are hysterical:lachen:
 
Coffee said:
today. I went to Biglots today and saw they had the Activate poo and condish. So as I was shoveling all 7 bottles of poo and 2 bottles of condish in my basket, a clear lady said "you must really like this". She then proceeded to ask me about it, and I told her it didn't have any cones or sls or anything harmful, so she put on her glasses to read the back of the poo bottle. Yawl won't believe what she "axed" me next, she wanted to know if she could have one of the bottles of poo and condish. For a minute I forgot bout being a Pastor's wife and almost had a sinner's flashback, I was gettin ready to say "oh he_ _ no :nono:! But I caught myself and let her have one of the poos, and told her I only had 2 of the condish. Yawl would have been so proud of me:lachen:. She also wanted to know how I knew so much bout poo's and condish. I'm like okay it's a limit on what I'm going to tell you after I already gave u one of the poo's. I did tell her where there were other Biglots she could check out:yep:.
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:lachen: Those 3 words had me on the floor~ :lachen::lachen: But that was nice of you. I would not have been me :look:
 
*lol*

I went to bigLots this afternoon, looking for combs, and just saw the the shampoo. I'm going to another one tonight - I might have to pick up a bottle if condish.....
 
:lachen::lachen::lachen:@ clear lady!! lool I thought I was the only one who said that loool!! You are tooo nice lol! That's your deed of the day loool. Hey you wanna gimme a bottle of poo too? lol Then you can have TWO deeds of the day LOL
 
Oh my, I just used the activate poo and regular condish and me and my hur are in lub:drunk:. I'm going to do a DC with the hair repair condish under my steamer that I just received this evening. If I had known yesterday what I know now about Activate, I wouldn't have given that clear woman a bottle:nono:.
 
Coffee said:
Oh my, I just used the activate poo and regular condish and me and my hur are in lub:drunk:. I'm going to do a DC with the hair repair condish under my steamer that I just received this evening. If I had known yesterday what I know now about Activate, I wouldn't have given that clear woman a bottle:nono:.
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Oh man...the clear woman...this is just tooooo funny!:lachen: You are such a good person Coffee! If that was me, the woman would have walked away with her hands still clear! :lachen::lachen:
 
shocol said:
She's lucky you were nice to her. It was pretty bold of her to ask anyway.
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right! She is all up in someone's else basket being nosey. All that shampoo and conditioner Big Lots has, she just had to get in on what someone else has.

I WOULD NOT have given it to her.

Coffee it sooooo nice.

But, Coffee we've seen your stash! Maybe subconsciencly you realized you did not have any extra space for any more bottles. :lol:
 
Well I used the activate shampoo/conditioner and am now sitting under my hair steamer that UPS delivered this evening with the hair repair. If I had known yesterday what I know now about the poo, I wouldn't have given the clear lady nuttin!! I really really like the poo. I'll have to see how my hair feels from using the hair repair after steaming, of course that's not going to be a fair test.....the steamer will probably make all condish's work well:yep:.
 
a clear lady said

LOL at "clear lady" :lachen:

I let out a little chuckle when I read that. The "clear" lady that shares the office with me looked up and it made me giggle even more:grin:
 
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