The Ten Commandments

Honey Vibe

The Good Physician
As the winter drags on, perhaps we should reaffirm our commitment to our hair goals by obeying our personalized 10 Hair Commandments! This helps me keep up my regime, and it may give info to others too.

Honey Vibe's 10 Hair Commandments

1. Thou shalt not have any other priorities before hair growth.
2. Thou shalt not sleep on thy hair.
3. Thou shalt cover thy hair every night.
4. Thou shalt not let a hair on thine head become dry.
5. Thou shalt not use synthetics.
6. Thou shalt protect thine head from the winter climate.
7. Thou shalt be patient, but
8. Thou shalt be unrealistic.
9. Thou shalt put shea butter on thy head before going to bed.
10. Thou shalt always blather at Long Hair Forums!

This is too funny! You can actually print out your own commandments, and put them somewhere you'll always notice them! /images/graemlins/grin.gif

What are YOUR Ten Commandments?
 
Honey vibe,
That is too funny! I like your's. I would have to make my hair commandments longer and add;

11. Thou shalt not use a blowdryer
12. Thou shalt not use a hot curler
13. Thou shalt only do roller sets during winter
14. Thou shalt faithfully wash thy hair every 3 days
15. Thou shalt never neglect to deep condition after every wash
16. Thou shalt do a protein treatment every 4-6 weeks
17. Thou shalt faithfully trim split ends
18. Thou shalt faithfully take thy hair vitamins daily
19. Thou shalt offer assistance to sisters with distressed hair
20. Thou shalt not covet thy sisters hair

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1. Thou shalt not wear thy hair down
2. Thou shalt not weat thy hair down
3. Thou shalt not wear thy hair down
4. Thou shalt not use curling irons more than once a week (I need a little leeway here - God's not finished with me yet!)
5. Thou shalt do preshampoos faithfully
6. Thou shalt tie thy hair with a satin scarf every night
7. Thou shalt eat a healthy diet that does not consist of McD's for breakfast, BK for lunch, and pizza for dinner (ok fine - and I guess the pint of Haagen Dazs could get the boot too - no one needs THAT much calcium - damn Bargello! LOL!)
8. Thou shalt treat thy hair like fine silk (no dragging the comb through cuz you're late for work AGAIN)
9. Thou shalt STOP COLORING THY HAIR (I'm getting a little krunk with this lately)
10. Oh yes and - I forgot - Thou shalt not wear thy hair down. /images/graemlins/smirk.gif

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1. Thou Shalt wash hair every 2-3 days
2. Thou Shalt cover hair up every night regardless how tired I am
3. Thou Shalt condition my hair after every hair wash
4. Thou Shalt treat my hair gently at all times.
5 Thou Shalt not use heat on my hair
6 Thou Shalt not relax too frequently
7 Thou Shalt wash my hair after exercise even if I've washed the night before
8 Thou Shalt try and eat more healthy
9 Thou Shalt wear protective styles and spray ends with oil daily
10. Thou Shalt love every strand on thine's head
 
Here are my 10 personalized Hair Commandments:

1. Thou shalt read product labels and stay away from things that are harmful to my hair or to my health when possible.
2. Thou shalt listen to your hair and give it moisture when it needs it.
3. Thou shalt listen to your hair and relax it when it needs to be relaxed based on how much it has grown vs based on set number of weeks (My hair growth rate varies).
4. Thou shalt listen to your hair and give it the type of shampoo it needs when it needs it: Moisturizing, Volumizing, Clarifying, or etc.
5. Thou will air dry the hair when possible and use a warm bonnet dryer when it's not possible.
6. Thou will learn how to do things for thy hair thyself and not have to depend on Stylists for everything.
7. Thou shall stay away from scissor happy stylist and use split-ender until I can do better.
8. Thou shall overcome PJism and shall not tempt thy LHCF sistahs to buy hair care products.
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9. Thou shalt keep a written hair journal to keep up with hairs likes and dislikes for products based on styles, hair's condition and weather conditions.
10. Thou shalt take more pictures to keep up with hair growth progress as a self motivational tool.
 
1 thou shall not lay off heat for a while
2 thou shall moisturise, moisturise, moisturise
3 thou shall ALWAYS deep condition after every wash
4 thou shall use a leave in after washing hair all the time
5 thou shall use protective styling more frequently
6 thou shall not get hair braided too tight
7 thou shall not keep braids in longer than whats good 4 hair
8 thou shall listen to hair wen it needs protein condition
9 thou shall trim ends wen they look raggedy
10 thou shall not stress coz stress leads to hair breakage which is the last thing i need
 
1. Thou shall honor and cherish thy hair,
2. Thou shall not spend all thy spare money on hair care products and stick with what works,
3. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's hair,
4. Thou shalt protect the hair with satin scarf, bonnet or pillowcase while sleeping,
5. Thou shall drink plentiful amounts of water, maintain a healthy diet, exercise and take nutritional supplements regularly,
6. Thou shall not use heat excessively,
7. Thou shall stretch relaxers,
8. Thou shall ignor the haters and inform the ignorant,
9. Thou shall continue to learn all thou can about hair care,
10. Thou shalt encourage and support thy neighbor's hair journey {on and off LHCF}.
 
This is great! Everything you all said, plus:

1. Thou shalt not use heat.
2. Thou shalt not use heat.
3. Thou shalt not use heat.
4. Thou shalt keep hair moisturized at all times.
5. Thou shalt wash and condition hair faithfully every week.
6. Thou shalt use leave-in after every wash.
7. Thou shalt use only silk and satin scarves and scruncies.
8. Thou shalt use only seamless combs.
9. Thou shalt never use a brush.
10. Thou shalt not use heat.
 
LovelyZ said:
1. Thou shall honor and cherish thy hair,
2. Thou shall not spend all thy spare money on hair care products and stick with what works,
3. Thou shall not covet thy neighbor's hair,
4. Thou shalt protect the hair with satin scarf, bonnet or pillowcase while sleeping,
5. Thou shall drink plentiful amounts of water, maintain a healthy diet, exercise and take nutritional supplements regularly,
6. Thou shall not use heat excessively,
7. Thou shall stretch relaxers,
8. Thou shall ignor the haters and inform the ignorant,
9. Thou shall continue to learn all thou can about hair care,
10. Thou shalt encourage and support thy neighbor's hair journey {on and off LHCF}.


I think I'll be using this one :D , so hope u don't mind!:ohwell:
 
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