Would you put breast milk in your hair?

Lynnerie

Well-Known Member
Y'all about to have me screaming at work. I can't have that.

NicWhite :lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen::lachen:

So, uh, here is my contribution. The Curly Nikki discussion of the use of breast milk. Unconvential Frizz Tips! | Curly Nikki | Natural Hair Styles and Curly Hair Care

*slowly backing away from this thread*

Straight from the Curly Nikki Site. :babyb: :beer: :barf: :nono: Think you’ve tried every frizz-kicking trick in the book? Think again! Here are some unique and unconventional methods of fighting frizz, even in the most humid weather:


Breast milk is a natural deep conditioner; it contains the appropriate amounts of protein and fat to condition hair and reduce frizz. It also packs essential vitamins and minerals that help combat dry hair. Fill a spray bottle with breast milk, spray locks thoroughly and proceed with your normal hair-washing routine.• Take one cup of flat, room-temperature beer and work into hair after shampooing, then rinse with cold water. The vitamin B and natural sugars in beer add body and shine, while acting as a natural setting lotion that increases resilience, vitality and hold.

Apply KY Jelly just like any gel. Don’t worry: this remedy isn’t that x-rated. Use sparingly or mixed in with other products. This paste will condition each hair strand section by section; simply smooth through curls with your fingers. Rinse, and behold silky, restored, beautiful hair. You can also apply to dry hair to define curls and smooth frizz.
 
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EllePixie

New Member
Straight from the Curly Nikki Site. IJUSTCANT :babyb: :beer: :barf: :nono: Think you’ve tried every frizz-kicking trick in the book? Think again! Here are some unique and unconventional methods of fighting frizz, even in the most humid weather:


Breast milk is a natural deep conditioner; it contains the appropriate amounts of protein and fat to condition hair and reduce frizz. It also packs essential vitamins and minerals that help combat dry hair. Fill a spray bottle with breast milk, spray locks thoroughly and proceed with your normal hair-washing routine.• Take one cup of flat, room-temperature beer and work into hair after shampooing, then rinse with cold water. The vitamin B and natural sugars in beer add body and shine, while acting as a natural setting lotion that increases resilience, vitality and hold.

Apply KY Jelly just like any gel. Don’t worry: this remedy isn’t that x-rated. Use sparingly or mixed in with other products. This paste will condition each hair strand section by section; simply smooth through curls with your fingers. Rinse, and behold silky, restored, beautiful hair. You can also apply to dry hair to define curls and smooth frizz.
I can't. I really can't. I mean...wouldn't full fat milk work the same way? Some coconut milk? Why does it have to be tittay milk???????
 

BostonMaria

Well-Known Member
I've put grosser stuff in my hair. If I thought it would help me grow my hair, why yes I would! Pour that s*** in my conditioner and slap it on my head!

~Sparklingflame~ if you're still breastfeeding your little one, send me a PM.

Sent from my iPhone using LHCF
 

Roux

New Member
Straight from the Curly Nikki Site. :babyb: :beer: :barf: :nono: Think you’ve tried every frizz-kicking trick in the book? Think again! Here are some unique and unconventional methods of fighting frizz, even in the most humid weather:


Breast milk is a natural deep conditioner; it contains the appropriate amounts of protein and fat to condition hair and reduce frizz. It also packs essential vitamins and minerals that help combat dry hair. Fill a spray bottle with breast milk, spray locks thoroughly and proceed with your normal hair-washing routine.• Take one cup of flat, room-temperature beer and work into hair after shampooing, then rinse with cold water. The vitamin B and natural sugars in beer add body and shine, while acting as a natural setting lotion that increases resilience, vitality and hold.

Apply KY Jelly just like any gel. Don’t worry: this remedy isn’t that x-rated. Use sparingly or mixed in with other products. This paste will condition each hair strand section by section; simply smooth through curls with your fingers. Rinse, and behold silky, restored, beautiful hair. You can also apply to dry hair to define curls and smooth frizz.

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I wish I would use some perfectly good KY on my edges...
 
I've put grosser stuff in my hair. If I thought it would help me grow my hair, why yes I would! Pour that s*** in my conditioner and slap it on my head!

~Sparklingflame~ if you're still breastfeeding your little one, send me a PM.

Sent from my iPhone using LHCF

Im not, but Im sure I can conjure some powder up outta these tittys for a small fee of course. LOL!! You know, for all the work Imma have to put into it to work that miracle.
 

TaraDyan

Natural again ... this time for good!
OMG I can't believe I missed this thread the first time around. This is hilarious! :lachen:
 

Priss Pot

Makeup + Bench Pressing
Lawd, I'm glad this isn't forreal or else there'd be new meaning to the LHCF Meet-ups. I mean, could you imagine the ish that would be going on? :nono: :lachen:
 
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You hear that Ladies?? Its time to get our retention on with...Breast Milk..

I'm going to use the Cambodian kind like P. Diddy....from the left tit.. :look:
Nah, yo.

I heard milk expressed from the right tit yeilds faster results. :yep: Gotta make sure yo game is TIGHT!!!!!
 

bride91501

Well-Known Member
Reading through this thread made me feel like I found a nasty magazine on accident hidden under the mattress.....but I couldn't put it down LOL

Y'all are not right........
 

Boujoichic

New Member
^^^Still Lactating PM me for that good, good. We can discuss pricing (hey the little ones gotta go to college one day) :lachen::lachen::lachen:
 

lilsparkle825

New Member
Straight from the Curly Nikki Site. :babyb: :beer: :barf: :nono: Think you’ve tried every frizz-kicking trick in the book? Think again! Here are some unique and unconventional methods of fighting frizz, even in the most humid weather:


Breast milk is a natural deep conditioner; it contains the appropriate amounts of protein and fat to condition hair and reduce frizz. It also packs essential vitamins and minerals that help combat dry hair. Fill a spray bottle with breast milk, spray locks thoroughly and proceed with your normal hair-washing routine.

• Take one cup of flat, room-temperature beer and work into hair after shampooing, then rinse with cold water. The vitamin B and natural sugars in beer add body and shine, while acting as a natural setting lotion that increases resilience, vitality and hold.

Apply KY Jelly just like any gel. Don’t worry: this remedy isn’t that x-rated. Use sparingly or mixed in with other products. This paste will condition each hair strand section by section; simply smooth through curls with your fingers. Rinse, and behold silky, restored, beautiful hair. You can also apply to dry hair to define curls and smooth frizz.
Someone in the CN comments posted this:

"Beer + KY = _______ = BREAST MILK"

:lachen:
 
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