Mz.MoMo5235
Well-Known Member
I wore my hair in a puffy ponytail today because I didn't
feel like wearing a bun again and I also didn't feel like washing before my wash day.
One co-work comes up while I'm typing and literally attacks my hair like a cat would a cat toy!
I was like "What is wrong with you?" He said "I couldn't help it! Its so poofy!"
Then my boss (Indian.. for those who don't know I'm in India right now)
says something about my hair that I didn't catch but I knew it was something
side ways because everyone starts going 'OOOOOHHHHH!!!" and laughing.
So I ask him to repeat his self but he wont.
I then state "Don't hate on me because you're jealous"
And his response was "Jealous of what? I can do this with my hair" And runs his fingers through his hair.
I said "And so can I" and did the same.
He then challenged me to do it from root to tip with out the pony tail holder.
I gladly take the challenge and do it.
I then explain again that he's jealous because my hair is more versatile and there for better than his.
I then said... and yes, I did say it
"I got that good hair cause I have African in my family and you're jealous cause your hair,
you future wife's hair, or anyone you know for that matter will never be able to do
all the things I can do with my hair".
He proceeds to pull up a picture of him when he had long hair and says "Now that is good hair" I then laugh at him and say "Your hair looks limp and greasy! That is not good in anyone's eyes!"
I then kick him out of his seat, pull up my FB and my LHCF acct and force him and 3 other co-workers to look at all of my hair pictures. There was an off topic argument about my make up but that's 30mins of something else.
After debating, and by debating I mean forcing my opinion on them until
they gave up rolled over and admitted defeat and I was named Alpha.
They then had the nerve to say I have too many pictures of my self and that I am a narcissist.
I then advised "No, I just have self esteem unlike the other girls here's"
They paused, blinked, then said
"That you are right about. You are the only one with self esteem here".
But y'all!!!! I had to go in on them! One co-worker even made a comment
"You look like you brushed your hair with a blender" and my reply was
"At least I have hair to brush and didn't start going bald at 25 Mr. Cul de Sac"
I felt like I was back in 3rd grade!
They were saying all the things that used to make me cry and hate my hair thus relaxing it.
The only difference was this time I stood my ground and brought up that they
talk about my hair because its just that awesome and important to them that its on their mind at all times.
They're scared to talk to me right now I think.
I just notice them looking at me from the corner of my eyes
and when I turn they smile nervously and turn around back to their monitors.
feel like wearing a bun again and I also didn't feel like washing before my wash day.
One co-work comes up while I'm typing and literally attacks my hair like a cat would a cat toy!
I was like "What is wrong with you?" He said "I couldn't help it! Its so poofy!"
Then my boss (Indian.. for those who don't know I'm in India right now)
says something about my hair that I didn't catch but I knew it was something
side ways because everyone starts going 'OOOOOHHHHH!!!" and laughing.
So I ask him to repeat his self but he wont.
I then state "Don't hate on me because you're jealous"
And his response was "Jealous of what? I can do this with my hair" And runs his fingers through his hair.
I said "And so can I" and did the same.
He then challenged me to do it from root to tip with out the pony tail holder.
I gladly take the challenge and do it.
I then explain again that he's jealous because my hair is more versatile and there for better than his.
I then said... and yes, I did say it
"I got that good hair cause I have African in my family and you're jealous cause your hair,
you future wife's hair, or anyone you know for that matter will never be able to do
all the things I can do with my hair".
He proceeds to pull up a picture of him when he had long hair and says "Now that is good hair" I then laugh at him and say "Your hair looks limp and greasy! That is not good in anyone's eyes!"
I then kick him out of his seat, pull up my FB and my LHCF acct and force him and 3 other co-workers to look at all of my hair pictures. There was an off topic argument about my make up but that's 30mins of something else.
After debating, and by debating I mean forcing my opinion on them until
they gave up rolled over and admitted defeat and I was named Alpha.
They then had the nerve to say I have too many pictures of my self and that I am a narcissist.
I then advised "No, I just have self esteem unlike the other girls here's"
They paused, blinked, then said
"That you are right about. You are the only one with self esteem here".
But y'all!!!! I had to go in on them! One co-worker even made a comment
"You look like you brushed your hair with a blender" and my reply was
"At least I have hair to brush and didn't start going bald at 25 Mr. Cul de Sac"
I felt like I was back in 3rd grade!
They were saying all the things that used to make me cry and hate my hair thus relaxing it.
The only difference was this time I stood my ground and brought up that they
talk about my hair because its just that awesome and important to them that its on their mind at all times.
They're scared to talk to me right now I think.
I just notice them looking at me from the corner of my eyes
and when I turn they smile nervously and turn around back to their monitors.
? I'm glad you stood your ground and didn't back down!
Wow, the I can run my fingers through my hair challenge? Really?
lol:
