Picture this....
I went out for a few minutes this evening since the weather is nice here in D.C. I decided before I went home to vaccum my car. Soooooo....I pulled up and there was on guy to my right in his 7 Series BMW (he was FINE!!!) and one guy to my left in his Mercedes... As I got out of my car, the guy in the BMW spoke... (he was HOTTT). I was at the car wash on Branch Avenue (for you ladies in the DMV area), where all the fine brothers go to wash their cars.
Long story very short, I started vaccuming my car. I finished the back passenger side and decided to do the front passenger side. So, I threw the nozzle up to the front and the nozzle got a little stuck by the arm rest. So when I went to the front to pull it from the back...you will never believe what happened!!! ~~drum roll~~
I guess I snatched the nozzle too hard, because when I did....I hit myself in the forehead with the nozzle and OFF CAME MY WIG!!!!!!!!

That dayum nozzle snatched it RIGHT OFF MY HEAD.....

chile..I was soooo

lookin!!! I was in my car fightin with the nozzle trying to get my wig back and the more I fought for it, the more it got sucked it in....so now, I'm bent ova in my car fighting with the nozzle and half my wig is in it, meanwhile I got this stockin cap on my head (not a wig cap) and had da nerve to use a pair of old stockins with the legs tied in a knot!!!!!! ( It neva dawned on me this would happen).
So then dude in the BMW comes over and says.."hey, are you alright"....by this time the machine cuts off, I'm sweatin, all outta breath...now it seems like every cute guy in the D.C. area wants to pull up.....so I had to come out of my car lookin retarded...and I couldn't say nuffin....I just wanted to get in my car and drive off into the sunset

I was speechless...I just said "uh huh"..... At this point, I wanted to crawl UNDER MY CAR and hide

!!!!!
Now, since the machine is off, I pulled my wig out, but along with it came a book of matches, lint, etc. So I just threw the dayum thing in the trash. I could tell he was holding in his laugh, so I just da hell with it and snatched the stockin cap off too. I didn't even finish cleaning the inside of my car.....I couldn't. I just drove home looking like an idiot >>>
Then I walk in the house, already pissed and my son asks me..."dang ma, u went out lookin like that....what happened to you" You know I just looked at him, rolled my eyes and kept it movin..... I can neva show my face there AGAIN!!!!!!

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