Browndilocks
2007-09-27, 12:34 PM
When his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to
his home in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and
spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and
I
have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a
while?"
The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." T.D. gets into the driver's
seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a
rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black
limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper
pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately
excused himself and went back to
his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we
are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people
are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do
because I have stopped a very important person."
"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said,
"No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's
the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important
than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said, I think it's Jesus because he's got T. D. Jakes
for a chauffeur!!!!!
:lachen:
his home in Dallas. As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and
spoke to the driver. "You know" he said, "I am almost 50 years old and
I
have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a
while?"
The driver said, "No problem. Have at it." T.D. gets into the driver's
seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a
rookie State Trooper operating his first speed trap. The long black
limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper
pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to
begin the procedure.
The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was
rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately
excused himself and went back to
his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, "I know we
are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people
are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do
because I have stopped a very important person."
"The supervisor asked, "Is it the governor?" The young trooper said,
"No, he's more important than that." The supervisor said, "Oh, so it's
the president." The young trooper said, "No, he's even more important
than that." The supervisor finally asked, "Well then, who is it?"
The young trooper said, I think it's Jesus because he's got T. D. Jakes
for a chauffeur!!!!!
:lachen: